{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
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Florence Henrietta \"Hetty\" Kelly was an Irish dancer and music hall performer and the first love of movie comedian Charlie Chaplin.
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{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}
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